#FUNNY THINGS CRACKHEADS SAY SKIN#

A friendвЂ™s son calls his boy parts his вЂњbonusвЂќ.

My son calls his boyhood his вЂњpirateвЂќ.

My two year old yelled at this dad in the middle of church, вЂњno way, old man!вЂќ everyone around us laughed вЂ“ Jenette.

My little one is not talking yet but I am sure many funny comments are in his future вЂ“ Veronica I couldnвЂ™t help but laughвЂ¦only because he was so innocent. No matter how many times everyone tried to correct him, he just couldnвЂ™t get it right.

I knew a little boy who loved dump trucksвЂ¦his way of saying dump truck was вЂњdumb f$#kвЂќ.

When we where back home he says вЂњmom, now that we own Disney, can we fire Eeyore, he is always so sad and heвЂ™s gonna make my friends sadвЂќ when I asked him why he thought we own Disney he said: вЂњdidnвЂ™t you hear?, everybody knows my name, only if you are the owner they should know their name, IвЂ™m the new bossвЂќ His name was on a birthday button he was wearing.

My older son, now 9, when we first went to Disney, we went because it was his birthday.

вЂњMommy, Daddy has square boobiesвЂќ вЂ“ Mandy.

My oldest son once asked (when he was about 4) why the lady had such big mustaches on her face, he was referring to her eyebrowsвЂ¦.he thought all strips of hair were mustaches Cute, yet embarrassing at the time! вЂ“ Raine.

Then he asked, вЂњWhy you eat the baby?вЂќ вЂ“ Sally H.

My little cousin pointing at my pregnant belly and asked вЂњDid you eat all the turkey?вЂќ I told him itвЂ™s not a turkey inside, itвЂ™s a baby inside.

#FUNNY THINGS CRACKHEADS SAY SKIN#

Never one to QUIETLY ask questions, my 4-year-old (at the time) said, вЂњMOM! WHY does that man have a circle of skin in the middle of his hair?вЂќ вЂ“ Julie Well вЂ¦ it wasnвЂ™t funny at the time, but my daughter and I were riding on the bus and a gentleman sat down in front of us.One day she asked if her baby cousin was still in her auntвЂ™s belly or still cooking, when I replied that the baby was still cooking she came back with вЂњwell they better not keep her in too long or sheвЂ™ll be overcookedвЂќ. This past summer while my 3 year old was waiting for the arrival of her first cousin she constantly asked if her baby cousin was born yet.The funniest thing IвЂ™ve heard so far is yesterday when I was telling my son that he might be having another brother instead of a sister, he said to me вЂњGod wouldnвЂ™t do that because he knows you donвЂ™t want another one of thoseвЂќ as he pointed to his younger brother.

About 20 minutes later I hear her exclaim from the back seat, вЂњOOOOOHвЂ¦THATвЂ™S WHY! It says Spring water but itвЂ™s Summer!вЂќ вЂ“ Rachelle So I told her she didnвЂ™t have to drink it, if she didnвЂ™t want to.

While on a road trip, my daughter insisted that her bottle of water tasted funnyвЂ¦I asked if it was a new bottle, she said yes.

At supper that night, my hubby asked him what kind of noises they were. The daycare employees thought it was pretty funny.

When my oldest was 3 or so he announced to the daycare that he couldnвЂ™t sleep at night because of all the noises coming from our bedroom.

Niece: TheyвЂ™re fat?! ThatвЂ™s why boobs are so jiggly! I canвЂ™t wait until I have boobs! вЂ“ Sarah R. Me: Probably fat since thatвЂ™s mostly what they are made of.

Niece: What do boobs look like on the inside? Like boobs that size (pointing to my boobs)?.

вЂњMommy, are you having another baby because you have a fat belly!вЂќ It was that day that we told him that we were expecting his little sister.

When I dyed my hair red for the first time, my 6 year old niece said вЂњI like your orange hair.вЂќ Gotta love childrenвЂ™s honesty! вЂ“ Lisa.

We were discussing holidays when I reminded the students that some people donвЂ™t celebrate Christmas, and was about to explain when one of my boys yelled out, вЂњThey celebrate Harmonica!вЂќ I guess that IS pretty close to вЂњHanukkah.вЂќ вЂ“ Jan Everyone behind us thought it was pretty hilarious.

At church (we sit in the 2nd row), my 3 year old niece said in a very loud voice, вЂњAGAIN?вЂќ when the pastor asked us to stand for the 4th time in just a few minutes.

My daughter recently had an accident in her pants and announced to me: вЂњMommy, I was running to the bathroom as fast as I could but the poo was faster than me!!вЂќ вЂ“ Liga.

My 5 year old was sliding head first down the stairs (on purpose) and I told her to stop (for fear she would start somersaulting) and she got up and turns to look at me w/ her hands on her hips and says вЂњwhy mom, am I totally freaking you out or what?вЂќ вЂ“ Kathryn.

When I was pregnant, my girlfriendвЂ™s 3 year old asked me why I вЂњate my babyвЂќ вЂ“ Sarah.

My daughter told me she canвЂ™t have a play date with her friend Dylan.

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